"Do I look fat?"

Now everybody's heard that at least once in their lifetime.
So let's go straight to the point:

What NOT to do:

• Pause
• Stutter
• Take too much time looking at her before answering; this means you are scrutinizing her curves
• If you don't like what she's wearing, don't make a face
• Say yes

What to do:

• Always anticipate her question by giving her compliments as soon as she walks in; the "noooooo" that follows her question will always sound credible
• Be believable when saying "No" if the above didn't apply
• If you don't like what she's wearing, propose something else while expressing how you love to see her in it
• Smile with admiration

"I HATE HER"

That means "WE" hate her. From now on she ceases to exist both physically and mentally

What NOT to do:

• Ask "Why"
• Say "But i think she's nice"
• Say "She's hot"
• Disagree with why she hates her (if she shares the reason- if not check point 1)
• Be friendly with her or smile or even look at her

What to do:

• Hate her too