Friday, December 23, 2011

The EX

Obviously women hate the EX.
In this case, you shouldn't abide by the previous post. Hate is a feeling, and you should NEVER have feelings for your ex.

If by chance you happen to be in the same place or share common friends with the EX be warned that your girl might not like it.

What NOT to do:
  • Do not look in her direction
  • Do not be nice when saying hello.... be polite but NOT nice
  • Do not be extra affectionate to your girlfriend. This means you are trying to put on a show
  • Do not be friends with her
  • Do not compliment anything about her or related to her
  • Do not act awkward when she is around
What to do:
  • Be Indifferent
  • Always tell your girl that your ex is around... you do not want her finding out on her own
  • Keep a decent distance between you and her i.e the further distance the better
  • Stay close to your girl
  • Keep your bathroom visits to a minimum, make them quick and make sure your ex is not heading there







Wednesday, December 14, 2011

"I HATE HER"

That means "WE" hate her. From now on she ceases to exist both physically and mentally

What NOT to do:
  • Ask "Why"
  • Say "But i think she's nice"
  • Say "She's hot"
  • Disagree with why she hates her (if she shares the reason- if not check point 1)
  • Be friendly with her or smile or even look at her
What to do:
  • Hate her too



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

"I'm FINE."

Is she? You wanna ask yourself what you just did.

Think about it, when someone usually asks you "Are you ok?" you never answer "I'm fine". So when you hear it, don't believe it.
AND, she knows you know she's not fine. Pretending otherwise would be abysmal.

So after the "Are you ok?" how to minimize the damage?
  What NOT to do:
  • Say "Calm down"
  • Ask  "What did i do now?" It will only work to your disadvantage
  • Fake it
  What to do:
  • Be as upset as her
  • Be upset at yourself
  • Admit that mistake (even if you don't agree)
  • Make sure it's the right one
  • Always apologize